How come it always seems to be Scots who win these big lotto jackpots?

[Pat Vegas]

Do they buy more tickets in Scotland?

[barrybueno]

Has the other winner claimed yet?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They take their dole money and divide it into equal piles as follows:

1. Tabs
2. Skag
3. Buckfast
4. Lottery tickets

This is how the scotch ecnomy works.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

If I had won a sizable jackpot I wouldn't tell anybody.
I would just buy a moderately priced new car like a Fiat 500L and tell everyone I had got a job working with people in Los Angeles.

[Luis Anaconda]

['Neg]

...or no, just Fanders actually.

[Pat Vegas]

http://www.rampantscotland.com/know/graphics/scotch_tape2a.jpg

[Berni]

settlement had been made, would you still have to hand over half, do you think?

[Pat Vegas]

during the divorce. They awarded the bloke all of the money.
let me see if I can find it.

a separate question if you won a ridiculous jackpot it must be rather difficult for a marriage. I am talking a silly amount where you really do not need to work another minute of your life. So after you've gone on multiple holidays maybe you'd drift apart. As what you gonna do all day? sit around in a big house. With work you have routine at least. So I suppose the main bit is to get some sort of activities to keep yourself both busy. Then the problem arises where that now you are ridiculously loaded you might wish to partake in some interests that you don't want to bring your wife along. Not sordid stuff for example.

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

Then again they might like being threatened, burglarised and a million poncing letters...

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

She can bag herself some hot willy also..

[barrybueno]

watching almost every decent sports event going...you'd have to be a pretty dull and unadventurous c**t to get bored imo

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

by a russian hooker.

[Pat Vegas]

[barrybueno]

http://i65.tinypic.com/2rnzujl.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I suppose there's probably some truth in it; when some oik off a council estate wanders into Sunseeker and orders a 100 ft gin palace, word is going to spread.

[Pat Vegas]

Good stuff.

[Classic Jorge]