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Berni
01-15-2016, 09:50 AM
Basically, it means you're transphobic if you don't want to sleep with a trans 'woman' simply because it happens to have a *****. That's right, the fact that you are not attracted by primary male sexual characteristics is simply not a good enough excuse for not being prepared to sleep with someone. Turning one down is basically a hate crime.

N.B. This applies equally to lesbians who, despite having forsworn cock for life, should apparently be prepared to consider sleeping with someone who owns one on the grounds that - and I quote - 'Trans womens' bodies are female bodies , whether or not we have *****es'. :clap:

Please enjoy the raging insanity contained within

http://terfisaslur.com/cotton-ceiling/

https://factcheckme.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/the-cotton-ceil ing-really/ (https://factcheckme.wordpress.com/2012/03/13/the-cotton-ceiling-really/)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 09:53 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 09:56 AM
Basically a feminist who doesn't think that a dress, a wig, some plastic surgery and make-up do a woman make.

redgunamo
01-15-2016, 09:58 AM
Unless they don't, I suppose, of course.

Anyway, the point is, your mum.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 09:59 AM
I'm terrified of finding out that I'm secretly transphobic :-(

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:01 AM
alarm you? In a sane society, they would be in restraints.

redgunamo
01-15-2016, 10:01 AM
No, me neither :shrug:

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:04 AM
essentially committing a hate crime.

So basically, this is what's happening now.

http://newsitems.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Kellie-Maloney-Exits-CBB-Learning-Beauty-Of-Being-Woman-2.jpg

redgunamo
01-15-2016, 10:04 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:05 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:06 AM
themselves. 'Singers' shouting sexualised nonsense and taking pot. Everything became permissible and no one knew where to draw the line.

National Service and compulsory church attendance is the only way back from this Gomorrah.

Billy Goat Sverige
01-15-2016, 10:06 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:08 AM

Luis Anaconda
01-15-2016, 10:08 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:09 AM

redgunamo
01-15-2016, 10:09 AM
And on that cryptic note, Lunch!

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:12 AM
broke the fetters which constrained us and freed a generation to be themselves; unfortunately, the failed to realise that the old chains and boundaries had been there for a reason, and that without anything to replace them, humanity would simply f**k everything up.

Luis Anaconda
01-15-2016, 10:13 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:15 AM
believe anything', as GK Chesterton wisely put it.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:17 AM
His estate agency bears testament to his greatness.

Classic Jorge
01-15-2016, 10:17 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:20 AM
reject trans women because they're men. Or something.

barrybueno
01-15-2016, 10:21 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:23 AM
the loss of masculinity to vulgar commerce in English society...



Quote:



They have given us into the hands of the new unhappy lords,
Lords without anger and honour, who dare not carry their swords.
They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;
They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.
And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
Their doors are shut in the evenings; and they know no songs.






...although there is just the merest soupcon of a hintette that it might just be about the Jews. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:24 AM
Also, I'm guessing that all men are still rapists, except that transmen who have male bodies (naturally) but no ***** might struglle with the whole rapey thing.

By God it's complicated!

Ashberto
01-15-2016, 10:25 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:27 AM
before they lift their skirts and start ravishing them.

It's a rum business.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:28 AM
I wonder if Alan Rickman was secretly a bit of naughty Nazi as well.

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:28 AM
And they like shiny things.

Luis Anaconda
01-15-2016, 10:31 AM
http://flashbak.com/1976-david-bowies-nazi-salute-and-eric-c laptons-wogs-created-rock-against-racism-5645/ (http://flashbak.com/1976-david-bowies-nazi-salute-and-eric-claptons-wogs-created-rock-against-racism-5645/)

Clapton - bloody hell

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:32 AM

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
01-15-2016, 10:34 AM
paucity. Let it out man.

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:35 AM
Mind you, he makes some decent points :rubchin:



Quote:



Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I’m looking at you. Where are you? I’m sorry but some f**king wog…Arab grabbed my wife’s bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the f**king foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that’s just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You f**king (indecipherable). I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch’s our man. I think Enoch’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man. f**king wogs, man. f**king Saudis taking over London. ******* wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and f**king Jamaicans and f**king (indecipherable) don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don’t want f**king wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for f**k’s sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he’s a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he’s our man, he’s on our side, he’ll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he’s on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:37 AM
They all piss in the same pot, b.

Luis Anaconda
01-15-2016, 10:39 AM
I wasn't aware there was such a correlation between the two. Very good argument for legalizing cannabis I would have thought

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:40 AM
'I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man.'

Classic Jorge
01-15-2016, 10:42 AM
Is it too much to ask for logical consistency from these women? Three weeks out of the month would do, I'm not asking for much.

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:43 AM
After that leap, all logical bets were off.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 10:44 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:46 AM
quasi-hippy idiom. The clash is really quite striking.

Berni
01-15-2016, 10:47 AM
both?

Luis Anaconda
01-15-2016, 10:51 AM
and listening to Bob Marley would be a no go

Classic Jorge
01-15-2016, 11:15 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 11:21 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 11:25 AM

Ashberto
01-15-2016, 11:26 AM
years time. :-(

At least until the Allans take over. :-| They will at least put a stop to this transgender lunacy.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 11:28 AM
God, or nature, or the cosmos has sent us ISIS to even out the lunacy of the liberal left?

Classic Jorge
01-15-2016, 11:28 AM

Berni
01-15-2016, 11:42 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-15-2016, 11:45 AM
of fruit knife- and AK47-wielding, bearded Muslamics?

There would need to be a safe space, naturally.

Berni
01-15-2016, 11:46 AM