New signing

[Billy Goat Sverige]

As-salamu alaykum, brother.

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[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Hairstyle before anybody goes all skin colour alike heavy on me.

Still, it would be good if he was the same height

[Pat Vegas]

He'll have a question mark on his shirt for the stoke game.

[redgunamo]

[Jake]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[redgunamo]

[Pat Vegas]

If I was him I would have personalised them a bit.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Pat Vegas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

He has vowed to move to red tinsel next year

[Monty91]

1) Olly
2) Ramsey
3) New Allan dude
4) Gibbs
5) Debauchy
6) Arteta
7) Alexis

IMO, imo.

[Pat Vegas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

matches looking imploringly at the ref as he nurses the stud marks on his calf and wonders by which set of rules the English game is played.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

At least, I *think* he's fourteen :rubchin:

[redgunamo]

*Africa reference.

[Pat Vegas]

[redgunamo]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

They can't help it, h. It's part of their culture.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How soon before he involves the whole squad in taharuss gamea?

[Berni]

I can't believe Joel Campbell would get involved in that sort of thing. He's too nice. And Mesut wouldn't because - y'know - he prefers snails to oysters.

But I could easily believe it of the rest of them.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Way has ben redeveloped for this Eurostar nonsense. Not a grimy, greasy fat overweight crack addict hooker in a cheap leather coat anywhere to be seen :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Elneny draws strength from his family and his faith. Married with a young son and a baby on the way, he is a devout Muslim, who prays five times a day. He takes his prayer mat on away trips and he observes Ramadan strictly.

“Allah decided that I was going to be a footballer and that I was going to sign for Basel,” Elneny said, in an interview with Aargauer Zeitung last year. “When it comes to making decisions, I listen to him. If there is at some point an offer from another club, and Allah tells me not to go, I won’t go. And the same goes for the other way around.”'

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps that explains the Osama Bin Liner connection.

[Berni]

[Dutch Gooner]