What a huge pleasure it's been this season to watch the squirming and discomfort at United.

[7evens]

Again, last night.. two nil and they f**ked it up.
The all too apparent anguish as LvG searches desperately for something to say to the hyenas in his laboured English at post match press conferences has brought joy to miilions.

WD Manchester United.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

Spurs and Leicester will draw.
and City might drop points.

We must win.

[PSRB]

I'm not having it that the Man U pen was correct, then Newcastle had a stonewaller he missed and then the ridiculous "look at me" point when he finally gave them a pen, utter ****er

2. All the pundits saying "United are back, they're scoring and playing nice footy". It was Sunday league defending from both sides, Newcastle are terrible and they still managed to score 3

Fun game to watch though

[Berni]

After all, I have a great deal more time for United as a club than I do for Chelsea or City, so the extent to which I'm prepared to glory in their shortcomings is limited.

Besides, when it comes to Schadenfreude, Chelsea have pretty much taken all I've got to give this season. :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

But, and this is the same for both them and united, I look at the fans and think they deserve it.

[Luis Anaconda]

Though I do think the defender was stupid for Utd's penalty. Dean did manage to spot about 76% of Fellaini's fouls which was quite impressive given how many he committed

The Newcastle penalty was funny - he could have ignored the whole Mitrovic and Smalling thing and just given it for Blind wrestling Colloccini

[Mo Britain less Europe]

the next Wolves, but they could be the new Villa and that suits me.

Manu are more dangerous so anything which hits them is good.

[Berni]

For instance, without wishing to come over all Monty (missus!), I wouldn't want the Arsenal to be judged by a large chunk of its fans.

[Classic Jorge]

Strangely I really like most Bradford fans but, even though it's at most a couple of miles from me, I cant find anything to love about the club.

[Berni]

On any subject other than us, I often find them quite endearingly jaundiced, self-mocking and amusingly fatalistic.

I guess what we're saying is that successful clubs make for unpleasant fans.

[redgunamo]

Not to mention Arsene Wenger.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

magically turn them into tolerable human beings.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Exhibit A:

http://www.newstalk.com/content/000/images/000091/94320_54_news_hub_89736_656x500.JPG

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Questions such as:

1/ Do you hold your knife like a pen?
2/ Which way do you pass the port?
3/ Can you tie a half-Windsor?
3/ Have you ever had sex with a real lady without paying for it?

Thus could we improve the stock (although I fear our manager would fail on question 3 :-( )

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

After that they invariably start moaning about roadworks or blacks, so I tend to switch off.

[redgunamo]

Oh, you mean the fans .. :homer:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

unwilling or unable to change. So unless we're going to go out and write a cheque bankrolling the club's expansionist agenda, we need to pipe down about those who are.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

" In gentlemen's clubs in St James's to ordinary dinner tables it is imperative to pass the port to the left, pouring a glass for your neighbour on your right before you do so.

Ideally, the decanter (vintage port is always decanted because of the extreme level of sediment in the bottle) should never stop its clockwise progress around the table until it is finished.

If the decanter should ever stall it is considered very bad form to ask for it. Instead, you ask the person hogging the decanter: "Do you know the Bishop of Norwich?". If they are au fait with port etiquette they will immediately realise their faux pas and pass along the decanter with an apology. If not, and they answer in the negative, you should say: "He's a terribly good chap, but he always forgets to pass the port."

It is unclear which forgetful and inebriated Bishop of Norwich is responsible for inspiring this particularly part of the etiquette."

[Berni]