I met someone today who is a borderline midget

[Classic Jorge]

No, you know how much I value the little people (call it an Irish hangover, if you will) and I spent most of the meeting trying to work out if he was actually a midget or just someone who is very short and has a big head.

Now, the question is, how long do I have to conduct the sham of a relationship with this chap until I pop the question "are you just short or are you a technical midget?"

I cant say I like him much so I'll do it as quickly as is socially acceptable.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They f**king love it, the cuddling.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

midget I've ever met' would do.

I had the same thing with the bloke who played Danny Kendall on Grange Hill who went to my journalism school. Very short, big head, but not quite one of the proper little people - although I reckon he'd help out if they were short-handed.

[Classic Jorge]

Was he just from bad stock?

I dont want to call him a midget though. I did have a little pause when I said "you know how it is, you know as a..................small businessman yourself".

[Classic Jorge]

I like to think I would have higher standards, around 18 inches higher, if I were to go gay.

[Classic Jorge]

You got away with all those rapes in cologne by blaming it on the fugees, call it quits, yeah?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I expect he'd just be flattered. Or he might encourage your advances, in which case you could have enthusiastic buttsex with him and then let us know how it was; after all, we're all a little curious.

[Berni]

And stood his round. Although he could barely see over the bar.

[Classic Jorge]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

****ting hell! This is news!

[Luis Anaconda]

And before start, I am well aware of the catholic priest connotations of the above sentence

[Berni]

on a crowded tube platform.

[Classic Jorge]

The way it's read here there could actually be more indigeonous rapists on new years eve than those rampaging hordes which were all the fault of deutchesfurher merkel!

I feel like I've been manipulated here.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

wd j. Those dirty hoors flaunting themselves, going out without a brother and everything! They're lucky they weren't all flogged.

[Classic Jorge]

That said, you have to admit it's one hell of a downgrade

[Luis Anaconda]

that there was only one reported rape in Cologne :shrug:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Berni]

The fact that there is now only one doesn't mean the other didn't take place, of course.

And what about all the sexual assaults? I

[Classic Jorge]

Hurrah for the blackshirts, indeed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390168/Migrant-rape -fears-spread-Europe-Women-told-not-night-assaults-carried-S weden-Finland-Germany-Austria-Switzerland-amid-warnings-gang s-ordinating-attacks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390168/Migrant-rape-fears-spread-Europe-Women-told-not-night-assaults-carried-Sweden-Finland-Germany-Austria-Switzerland-amid-warnings-gangs-ordinating-attacks.html)

[Mo Britain less Europe]

striking doctrs.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

to have missed the fact that she's also naked from the waist down,

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/08/14/2FEA1C5D00000578-3390168-image-a-68_1452262864274.jpg

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

...to stick it to "the left" and "feminists" though.

In for a pfennig

[Classic Jorge]

And, I can categorically state that she is properly asking for it too.

[Berni]

direct collision - namely race and feminist identity politics.

And what we have discovered is that - as ever - the left is always prepared to throw women's rights under the bus if the alternative is any suggestion that there is any chance of either being accused of racism or having to accept that certain 'racist' assertions have more than a little basis in truth.

[Luis Anaconda]

and what exactly were the search terms.

The article appears to outline a number of incidents and suggests people, you know, might be a bit worried by it all. Yes it does so in a typically bombastic Mail way, but sometimes you can't just blame the media when something bad happens j.

[Classic Jorge]

Swarms, plagues, rivers of blood, we know where it was pointing to when Enoch said it and it's not moved on since.

Obviously we'll overlook the irony that it all points to the biblical plagues of egypt but it's a dog whistle, and a worn one at that.

[Luis Anaconda]

tactic - along with your own use of words such as racist and associations with Enoch Powell applied to anyone who might be a tad concerned over the whole thing - to really avoid the issue that something bad happened and you know, somethings might have to change

[Mo Britain less Europe]

the evidence?

[Berni]

about the real impact of mass immigration with the 'racism' all-purpose, get-out-of-jail-free card.

[Classic Jorge]

The press here care about the victims less than anybody and are simply using it to further their own agenda and reinforcing the confirmation bias of the racists they sell their few remaining papaers to.

I asked for numbers a few days ago and nobody could give me any then.

[IUFG]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

As right wing as you are you're not an idiot

[Berni]

have a problem bandying it about in order to dismiss contrary opinions.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm not debating whether it happened or not, it clearly did, but it was reported pretty widely as marauding rape gangs assaulting hundreds of women.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/11/police-log-600-plus-criminal- complaints-about-cologne-other-nye-attacks.html (http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/11/police-log-600-plus-criminal-complaints-about-cologne-other-nye-attacks.html)

[Classic Jorge]

Feel free to try and argue that your desire to wipe out an entire religion isnt actually racist on a semantic technicality here.

Oh for the entente cordiale of an hour ago, eh?

[Berni]

doesn't must be a racist - knowing full well that that is the ultimate fear of the lifelong liberal.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

You know a dog whistle as much as the next man.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

there would indeed appear to have been hundreds of assaults :shrug:

[Berni]

or adapt those aspects and attitudes of their faith unsuited to their place in a modern society - just as most Christians have done) or go and live elsewhere. I did not advocate wiping anyone out.

[Luis Anaconda]

It was widely reported as a large group sexually molesting women, where one rape was reported. I am sorry if people haven't been able to count the exact number in involved but the number of complaints were considerable. Maybe they were all just making it up, j - you know what women are like. You placing yourself in very dodgy territory, j. I don't disagree with about the Mail and its motives - though other news outlets are available - but turning the spotlight on them in this instance is deeply unhelpful

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Not to protect the innocent victims, not to track down the perpetrators, not to ensure some measure of justice is done but to push a dangerous agenda.

An agenda that will see more violence and injustice done, an agenda that no good can come of.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you suggesting that the police have made up those numbers?

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

have explicitly colluded in trying to cover up or downplay these events because they do not fit in with the political agenda of 'immigration is wonderful' that they wish to pursue.

This is not conjecture, this is admitted fact.

[Classic Jorge]

OK, I see where you're going with this and the councils. I remain unsure of the left-leaning media you mean here though.

I dont think it is a problem of the left though. It's as much of a problem of the vast majority of the media playing fast and loose with the race issue as a contributory factor.

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

Pub time

[Berni]

I think the issue here is one of definition. Because it now controls most social and legal discussion in media, law, the arts, etc, the ideas of the soft left have now become calcified and unchallengeable. Chief among these are its ideas on race and immigration, where any deviation from the fundamental idea that immigration and multiculturalism are good have become unsayable because they are 'racist'.

And that's what's happened here. The orthodoxy is now so pervasive that these same individuals and institutions are literally ready to ignore what's going on right in front of them in order to preserve their precious, immutable orthodoxies.

Hence, those same government figures and media institutions in Germany that have very deliberately pursued a positive agenda with relation to immigration since the summer having a vested interest in trying to kill stories that run counter to it or to brand as racist those who question their orthodoxy.

Trying to excuse their own duplicity and deliberate negligence on the grounds that it would prevent others from 'misusing' these facts to cause trouble simply doesn't wash, I'm afraid - not least because it stems from the arrogant belief that their ideas - even if contradicted or challenged by facts or events - remain superior to all others come what may and that, if the facts don't fit the ideas, they will ignore or change the facts.

[Classic Jorge]

And, hyperbole aside I'm sure you know I come from a thoroughly pragmatic place.

I'm not trying to excuse anyone, just to apply some much needed context to these misguided actions. The fact they were acting with the collective good in mind could and should not be discounted. As much as it could and should not be missed when people are stoking up a lot of these stories to make harmful political capital.

It seems thoroughly duplicitous to support things like globilisation (looking forward) and empire (looking backward) and at the same time playing a very, very strong hand of race cards.

[redgunamo]

pragmatism, if only because you haven't a clue what these people are talking about.

It occurred to me when you requested "facts" the other day; how to present such things in a full and suitable context when precisely no-one, from AWIMB's thinker's quorum right down to the White House, involved in the discussion understands the language, customs or traditions of the place where these events took place.

What else can we do but see a political football and try to take possession of it. You can surely understand the German authorities' initial reluctance to play along.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[redgunamo]