Oh, I meant to share my favourite headline/story of the weekend with you all

[Berni]

Now that, my friends, is a fancy ****.

http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/633239/Lynda-Belling ham-husband-Michael-makes-love-ghost-spirit-Loose-Women?utm_ source=traffic.outbrain&utm_medium=traffic.outbrain& utm_term=traffic.outbrain&utm_content=traffic.outbrain&a mp;utm_campaign=traffic.outbrain (http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/633239/Lynda-Bellingham-husband-Michael-makes-love-ghost-spirit-Loose-Women?utm_source=traffic.outbrain&utm_medium=traffic.outbrain&utm_term=traffic.outbrain&utm_content=traffic.outbrain&utm_campaign=traffic.outbrain)

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

At least according to my friend who had a brief dalliance with her.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A Godless heathen, no doubt.

[Berni]

And a damp patch on his pyjama bottoms, no doubt.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Although there is between tuppence licking and mouth cancer, so it's possible.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]