I was once imprisoned in a dead relationship that I couldn't extricate myself from and his line

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

"Breaking up is hard but keeping dark is hateful" (Time) convinced me it was far crueler to stay with a woman you no longer loved than to leave.

Well done David.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Few realise that he discovered penicillin and brought peace to the middle east as well, of course. If Lemmy hadn't solved third world poverty first, Dave would have been straight in there.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Berni]

That c**t was on the front page of most of them all the time.

This is reason enough never to trust the Hun imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Although, to be fair, I've been on the edge since Lemmy died. All the absolute *******s being spouted about a has-been anti-musician because he achieved what? He drank a lot, took lots of drugs and boned many silly women. f**king marvellous, name rocks after him, why not? Name the f**king world after him! We all live on planet Lemmy. Trivialise Man's achievements by lauding a f**king idiot with a f**king growth on his f**king face.

Dumb c**ts.

Better now.

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.change.org/p/support-lemmy-tribute-name-newly-di scovered-heavy-metal-lemmium (https://www.change.org/p/support-lemmy-tribute-name-newly-discovered-heavy-metal-lemmium)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Really. The man couldn't even sing. You couldn't even hear the words. Not that I imagine they were worth hearing.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Geldof at that Live 8 nonsense.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Everyone forgetting to become adult?

It would explain Owen Jones.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Classic Jorge]

Or possibly all had shoulder pads, mousse in our hair and smoked those coloured cigarettes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Now go and have a teary **** whilst listening to Crockett's Theme.

[Berni]

and have more time and energy to waste on nonsense.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I think rider and knight are basically the same word though, arent they. At least they are in spanish.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So if some oik has to labour to pay for it, there's a certain pleasing irony there.

[pjlincs]

in a masturbatory stupor of course.

[Classic Jorge]

Do you really want to live in a feudal society of Indentured servitude and lords?

Actually, dont answer that

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like when you get your wallet nicked. That's your wealth re-distributed, right there.

Inheritance tax is exactly the same thing. Thieving *******s.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

join in the badinage without being disdained. I may be from a lowly station but I gets an awful lot of pussy being a plumber and most of it's your mum or your missus

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Or more accurately, your mum and dad's home

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

become a gentleman.

It's really rather sad.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

with money my poor parents worked all their lives for.

That seems fair.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Berni]

Throwing huge amounts of money at children upon whom education is wasted and keeping alive people who have ceased to be of use to society.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why isn't the lady paying for her operation?

Why must my parents pay for them? They didn't ask anyone to pay for their childrens' educations, nor did they burden your NHS; yet their money was stolen anyway.

I'm afraid I just don't like stealing, nor can I easily forgive thieves.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

This whole "well my parents can afford to send me to eton and then on to oxford so I dont see why everybody else cant" is, if you forgive me for saying, *******s. And it's the main reason we're in the mess we're in now.

There's no worse greed and jealousy than that of a man who begrudges someone a crumb from his loaf.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why shouldn't those who can afford Eton pay for Eton, and those who can only afford a cheaper school pay for such a school? Why must the chap paying for Eton pay for both?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Nothing nasty. But we could just use them for testing new drugs and make up and stuff.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

bigotry, exactly the same as racism, sexism or homophobia.

That's what lefties do. Generalise.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Can't we all just get along?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What happened, man? Did they tempt you with your own dacha on the Black Sea and the use of a Zil?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Berni's happy to be the guy who looks like Alexi Sayle.

Let's move on.

[Berni]

lefty ramblings with equanimity and good humour.

Apart from anything else, I know this will really annoy him. :-)

[Berni]

the whole efficiency and ideological consistency thing off, with the result that he had to content himself with nice uniforms, posturing and getting his arse handed to him in military conflicts with any society in which people wore trousers.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

It's like when people blame Stalin for all those deaths. It's russia, people die. What do you expect?

[Classic Jorge]

I'm more of your ralaxed, chilled out entertainer of a murderous dictator.