I always thought it was 'leather messiah'

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What on earth is a 'leper messiah', anyway?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can picture you now, hanging around the Hauptbanhof in a tizzy of eager anticipation.

[Classic Jorge]

It's no 'scuse me while I kiss this guy' though

[Classic Jorge]

[eastgermanautos]

[Luis Anaconda]

and I no longer have the body of a teenage girl - at least that is what I told the police

[Classic Jorge]

I suspect this is also how hollywood has been picking filum names for the last few decades.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In India one day, surrounded by the customary crowd of supplicants grasping and jostling, I realised that this was a group of leprous beggars. Some were... extremely leprous.

I wouldn't describe it as a high point in my travelling history.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dachau way?

[Luis Anaconda]

I actually think that since the big influx into Munich occurred around Oktoberfest time, the poor buggers were all probably scared ****less by hordes of drunken Australians and took their chances swimming back across the Med to the loving arms of Isis

[eastgermanautos]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Eh?