WARNING - FOOTBALL CONTENT

[Luis Anaconda]

"Only two teams have scored more goals from dead ball situations than Arsenal this season."


They're not proper goals really, are they

[Classic Jorge]

SFC really is bantering his detractors off avec chateaus du merde

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know corners aren't easy to take, but, Christ, we used to make a pig's ear of it EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I am prepared to admit that my Darling Boy was a major culprit in this regard. (Cesc, not Bertie.)

[Luis Anaconda]

such was the quality of delivery, blessed be Mesut. Young Joel on Saturday was very much old-school in his corner-taking.

[PSRB]

Lump on Giroud and Kos to both score

[Luis Anaconda]

Per hasn't scored in a while. Shame we can't stick Gabriel in the mix as well

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm always deeply pessimistic prior to Anfield. Perhaps that's showing my age.

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

Penalties are similar in this.

But free kicks are different as they can be rather exciting. but a direct shot on goal not a cross and it's headed in.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sorry.

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

He's listened to exactly what they said.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pokster]

[PSRB]

[Luis Anaconda]

While mildly surprised anyway

[Berni]

I am a bit in love with Mesut's left foot, though. I haven't loved an Arsenal player's left foot this much since Paul Davis.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know, like Mesut puts his foot up your arse. Footing, if you will.

I wonder if footing is a thing?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Of course it's a thing. In the history of male sexuality, there has never been an object that could feasibly fit up a human orifice that a man won't have tried to put up either their own or another human's orifice.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Did we ever ascertain whether that was actually illegal?

[Luis Anaconda]

deviants, the lot of them

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/05/255B318A00000578-2940869-image-m-66_1423133968081.jpg

[Berni]

up their own word from an English root rather than simply using the English word.

[Luis Anaconda]

No team has ever conceded a goal while using man-to-man marking, j. You should know that

[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]