So this Chris Gayle business. It's alleged that this female reporter wandered into the dressing room

[Berni]

'because she was hungry and was looking for a sandwich' (?!) and then got all upset because - in this dressing room full of cricketers in a state of undress, she saw Chris Gayle's cock?

Something doesn't add up there at all imo. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmassherlock1.gif

[Rich]

wandering around looking for a sandwich (?!) and he proceeded to drop his towel and ask 'is this what you're looking for?'

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Berni]

changing room that she has no business being in, where can you do it?

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[redgunamo]

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Rich]

I would feel so woefully inadequate that I'd probably lock myself in the toilet to get changed :-(

But yes - I agree, top bantz from Gayle. What did she expect?!

[Berni]

have made it better, or worse? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmasrubchin1.gif

The sad fact is that, were a woman inadvertently to walk into our dressing room, there would be a stampede of players attempting to expose themselves to her. They wouldn't think twice about it.

[Classic Jorge]

I f**king hate #banter

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Banter is fine, just not #banter.

Also, it's just less funny and much uglier when it's pervasive or dominant, you have to be kicking against, punching up, otherwise it's just grim.

[redgunamo]

all its attendant publicity though.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Jokes can be funny at face value, regardless of the target. Irony is not required.

Just ask Jerry Sadowitz

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

housery?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I often wonder how people's houses smell.

[Classic Jorge]

Yours snarkily,

The Lone Wolves

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

ensure his personal hygiene is up to scratch. At which point, he will bend over, splay his cheeks and demand that we all give his arsehole a clean bill of health. It's sort of a ritual. You have to respond 'Clean as a whistle, Ainsley', or he won't let you move on.

Put like that, in black and white, it looks weird. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

Use James Corden ffs, who incidentally could do with a good punching up

[Monty91]

and pinewood.

[Classic Jorge]

What does **** smell like?

[Berni]

night and it won't shift

[Classic Jorge]

Not me though, I'm above that

[Monty91]

to be a permanent whiff of faeces about the place.

[redgunamo]

have thought of it. You know, to lighten the mood.

No wonder the West Indies is in such a mess.

[Berni]

http://static.rogerebert.com/redactor_assets/pictures/551463ae592cb00e2d00001a/breakfastclub-bender.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

How did you know the whole thing is based on the unfortunately named John Bender?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nqyq9irStfs/UiEUFPW9wrI/AAAAAAAAFM4/r1GUtXbcjq4/s640/bc31.gif

[Berni]

at great and tedious length with tales of his touring days and the various japes that had been enjoyed, only to be interrupted by CG asking: "Did you get much pussy?"

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif

[Berni]

Surely the most inappropriate name for a sexy, brooding, existentialist anti-hero in history, no? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

that neither you nor anyone else gets to set the boundaries of the bantz.

[Monty91]

sign the prints and all he wanted to know is whether I’d f**ked any women since I got to Brazil.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

I went to see Curious Incident at the theatre over Chrimbo – bloody good production, it was. I know you’re not a fan of theatre, but this was superb.

[Monty91]

League of Their Own is my guilty TV-watching pleasure. Made the missus watch one with me recently and we have not laughed so much in each other’s company for literally years, Geoff.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

rather I was merely addressing the sentiment.

[Monty91]

See also: Jack Whitehall

[redgunamo]

[PSRB]

me too

:hide:

[Berni]

Was that the evening you slung the baby up her?

[Classic Jorge]

Actually, did you hear his Richard Herring thing?

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

He’s alright by me.

Bit of a lefty, mind.