Jesus suffering Christ.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Common people are terrifying creatures.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You should have seen what they wore :-(

A chap broke wind in the lavatory and everyone cheered.

When a chap threw his darts a certain way they all held up signs saying '180'. Why? Why would you do that?

The athletes were fat.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They dished up the 'food' into polystyrene cartons.

I saw a man mixing baked beans into his chips. I swear to God.

I didn't eat.

The lager appeared to have no identifiable flavour at all, and certainly held little in the way of alcohol. I had to drink it with Scotch to anaesthetise myself.

[Classic Jorge]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[redgunamo]

Cambridge man, propped for St. John's. in fact. Injury forced him to give up the oval ball for the darts.

[Berni]

Actually, mixed with chips and ketchup is one of the few times I can be doing with baked beans. It's disgusting, but there you are.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

orders I've witnessed, it is ordained that there must be a gaggle of drunken, cackling fat women making sexual suggestions a man 20 years into a life sentence would pass up on the grounds of taste.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

Though I think you're more likely to encounter forced sodomy at Twickenham

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Not bad if there is nothing else to do

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I did a wee wee next to Ray Stubbs. That was the highlight of my evening.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

He is a man of many parts.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

You are making it sound like you spent a lot of time lurking in the lavatory. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Ow come you ain't got yer own special BBC kharzi?"

The poor chap was just trying to use the lavatory.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Your sort just mumble on about how everyone is overpaid and homosexual when THE world cup is on.

[Berni]

than to have to reveal my organ of generation to the hoi pollloi

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

For shame.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Which one of us got to piss next to Ray Stubbs? Answer me that.

[redgunamo]

You're right though; far too many rugby-folk are just plain jealous.

[Berni]

[Berni]

themselves to blame.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.facebook.com/stuffdutchpeoplelike/?fref=ts

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[barrybueno]

Frimley green or the Ally pally?

I think you'd need therapy if you went to the PDC (Ally Pally) one.

Without doubt as 'fans' go the biggest bunch of c**tz ever.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What a c**t.