Whatever our cooked breakfast differences, I think we can all agree that this is a terrible idea

[Berni]

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9dcb8fdc0486e90b4194e1fbc0f2c55bbf06d82b/0_0_601_601/master/601.jpg?w=380&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=3d9d8edd4fa6a287425c186b66a1cf44

[Pat Vegas]

I'd prefer a fried egg.

[Classic Jorge]

He's got his bacon ratios all kinds of wrong.

I suspect he hasnt got a grill

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

By my calculations, he can only get three rashers of bacon in that thing - and that's with tiny sausages! Also. the high sides suggest to me that getting a fried egg out cleanly would be next to impossible.

Also, couldn't he boil eggs in one of those compartments and just make more scrambled egg in one of the compartments?