Suggestions for quirky human interest stories relating to Dutch football history, anyone?

[Monty91]

Needs to be relevant to English football too...

[Berni]

This story has never said much for young Ruud's powers of observation, imo.

[Rich]

He arrived, was **** in his first game, broke his nose in his second game and then never played again.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

Can you not steal something from Winner's Brilliant Orange?

[Monty91]

Despite being packed with Gooners, I appeared to be the only one to recognise him.

[Berni]

Quote:



Helder was imprisoned in September 2007, on account of threatening his ex-girlfriend and physically abusing her current partner. In March 2008, Helder accepted to be treated at De Waag, an institute for ambulant forensic psychiatry in Haarlem, in order to convince his judge that chances of relapse need not be feared. The judge still has to decide if Helder will need to enter treatment. Earlier psychological investigation concluded that Helder suffers from "a Narcissistic personality disorder with hints of borderline".

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I blame it all on the great Soul Glo shortage of the late 90s.

DAMN YOU EDDIE MURPHY!!!!

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[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

which was being inspected by my uncle.

I was shocked and amazed at the football on display; each player, irrespective of his nominal poisition, was comfortable on the ball and, it seemed, a full back was as likely to score as a centre forward. This seemed to me a new kind of football entirely, which is when I coined the term 'Totaal voetball'.

Imagine my astonishment years later, when I turned on the television to watch the world cup final, to see those same young players, now grown to maturity, losing narrowly to the home country in Munich.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

counselling, but I'd need you to have a look to be sure.

I quite fancy popping over to Holland for a bit of counselling.

[Classic Jorge]

It's big government gone crazy, I tell you

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Then he retired at 50 on a f**k off pension and bought a boat and a house in Spain.

Bloody lefties.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Belgian.

Your comment is repulsive, sir.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Write back and complain. I bet you get an apology http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif

[Berni]

I hope this clarifies matters.

[Berni]

phone, want me to testify against the thief and are prepared to offer me many thousands in compensation.

Sadly, though, I doubt that is actually the case.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm sure you understand.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's most likely that you are to be prosecuted for putting temptation in the poor chap's way, or for being a rich white man or something.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the 'bloody long-haired layabouts', it was the 'bloody communists!' or the 'bloody darkies!'

The only thing he hated more than socialists was Germans.

He was a Good Man, j.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k me, how he swore.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]