It's 9:55am. Come on awimb let's get it going? though I suppose most people are actually working

[Pat Vegas]

today?

[Berni]

I'm trying to avoid those for fear of driving Jorge away again.

[Pat Vegas]

What items make up Christmas dinner in your house?

Again open to people who have Christmas dinner. but don't wish to exclude any other religions, races, apollo creeds, satinists, homeless etc.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The horror of that turkey will live with me for years.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I cooked it for 2 1/2 hours, and it was as dry as a nun's c**t. :cry:

I haven't smelt anything since 1986, by the way.

[Pokster]

3rd yr we have donme it like this and tastes bloody lovely

[Berni]

or actively unpleasant.

Generally speaking, it should f**k off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This year. Whatever.

[Berni]

I must admit, I've never done better than Raymond's recipe where he confits the legs as well. Do you still do that?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't f**k about with them; prick skin, boiling water, salt and five spice, roast to medium-rare. :cloud9:

[Berni]

I'm not sure I hold with goose sandwiches. It sounds wrong. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of no goose sandwiches.

Your large goose can't have been a large goose tbh.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Clearly, Raymond is a tightarse when it comes to portions.