Those Irainians wouldn't be daft enough to try to take on Saudi, would they?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One supposes that Turkey wouldn't be able to resist helping her Sunni comrades, and with Russia and Iran now the very best of chums... it might be a good time to enlist in the army. In the Pay Corps. Before they come and conscript you into an infantry regiment.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'll be in a tent in a desert somewhere performing multiple amputations without the benefit of anaesthesea before you san say, 'Let me through, I'm a cowardly, malingering traiterous *******!'

[Berni]

be likely to be unfortunate. Mind you, you have to think they knew exactly what they were doing when they topped thon Shi'ite cleric, though.

[Pat Vegas]

I am very tentative of unknown confectionery.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These middle eastern types are all the same.

[Berni]

nasty.

The worst an Iranian is going to do is give you Halva, which is just weird, rather than actively unpleasant.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Where's the cream and the chocolate, for all love?

[Berni]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

saved them.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'D'you know what would be a good idea? LETTING IRAN HAVE ALL THE f**kING OIL!'

[Mo Britain less Europe]

non-regal Islamists will take over.