What tales of New Year's Eve excess?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This year I determined to ignore the pressure from the patriarchy to GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, I decided to stay in with Jools Holland's Hootenany.

:-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What has happened to Bryan Adams' face?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

little c**t and everything.

The last time I went out on New Year's Eve, I ended up drinking punch, Jagerbombs and sambucca, which caused me to rampage through the streets of Cheshunt in a state of undress whilst bellowing incoherently.

Never again :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

And people like Vic Reeves are sitting about.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

a melted candle.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

It's like he's wearing a Bryan Adams mask.

[Peter]

I avoided jools as well although that is partly because you are bound to see paul weller on there.

[PSRB]

to a Ska track

[Berni]

and his irritating 'I'm so authentic' vocal style. c**t.

[Pat Vegas]

I am also looking at Boxbourne.

[Berni]

fortune and the other houses are boxy and cramped, but still overpriced.

Cheshunt's a cockhole, though. Avoid.

[Berni]

This place has got website Alzheimer's imo

[Pat Vegas]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Pat Vegas]

[barrybueno]

And sober http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif

Done that for about 5 of the last 10 years. I'm really good at it now, switch off the phone and comp then avoid all news and stick a film on at about 11pm. Apart from a few annoying fireworks outside it's like a normal night*

*Which it is btw...

[Luis Anaconda]

Until the Americans got hold of the fireworks and started firing them off the balcony

[Berni]

Don't get me wrong, I like melted cheese, but that stuff f**king stinks.

[barrybueno]

[Mo Britain less Europe]