Chief Arrowhead
01-02-2016, 06:02 PM
He seems to fit the preferred formula for commentators
1) Mediocre defenseman, now retired
2) Inability to string two complete sentences together
3) Hates The Arsenal
4) Drones on and on about "his" Championship season. I looked it up. He played all of 15 matches for Blackburn, probably as a sub in the 90th minute. He ended his career at Maidenhead United!
5) Mispronounce every "furriner's" name.
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1) Mediocre defenseman, now retired
2) Inability to string two complete sentences together
3) Hates The Arsenal
4) Drones on and on about "his" Championship season. I looked it up. He played all of 15 matches for Blackburn, probably as a sub in the 90th minute. He ended his career at Maidenhead United!
5) Mispronounce every "furriner's" name.
Check all these boxes and you too can be an expert commentator.