***** THE ARSENAL INVICIBLES MOVIE CAST *****

[Mickey Pearce]

Christian Bale as Jens Lehmann

Don Cheadle as Lauren
Idris Elba as Sol Cambell
Alfonso Ribeiro as Kolo Toure
Jamie Foxx as Ashley Cole

Chris Pine as Freddie Ljungberg
Djimon Hounsou as Patrick Vieira
Vin Diesel as Gilberto Silva
Johnny Depp as Robert Pires

Chris Evans as Dennis Bergkamp

Anthony Mackie as Thierry Henry

Liam Neeson as Arsene Wenger

Special Guest Starring:

Matt Damon as Gunnersaurus
John Boyega as Sylvain Wiltord
Robert Downey Jr as Ray Parlour
Justin Timberlake as Martin Keown
Sir Alex Ferguson as Alex Ferguson
Tom Hardy as Roy Keane
Shia LeBoeuf as Wayne Rooney
Tony C as AWIMB

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

You should be writing comedy scripts matey...

Mickey Pearce is a brilliant comedy character. Get a treatment prepared and submit to the BBC or C4.