Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-23-2015, 03:07 PM
He has fallen in love. The claimant of his heart is a 35 year old Brazilian prostitute. She sounds like a lovely lady and is charging him 1,500 pounds a week for 3 nights of sexy time - her usual fee is 800 pounds a night, so she certainly seems to be treating him as a lover, rather than a customer. She is very attractive and, judging by the somewhat intimate photographs he showed me, remarkably felxible. The clincher, the thing that makes him sure she loves him as well, is that she lets him 'f**k her without a rubber, pussy and arse!'
She wants to go into business with my chum, importing Brazilian sex aids which are unavailable in this country, their USP being that 'the part you stuff up your arse is heated.' In order to start the business, he needs to transfer 50 grand to her account in Brazil, at which point she will give up working as an escort and charge him only 250 pounds a night.
IS THERE ANYTHING AT ALL THAT COULD GO WRONG?
She wants to go into business with my chum, importing Brazilian sex aids which are unavailable in this country, their USP being that 'the part you stuff up your arse is heated.' In order to start the business, he needs to transfer 50 grand to her account in Brazil, at which point she will give up working as an escort and charge him only 250 pounds a night.
IS THERE ANYTHING AT ALL THAT COULD GO WRONG?