f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k c**ting f**k!

[Monty91]

'nuvver c**twarbling baby :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know the world is already over-populated, don't you?

[Pat Vegas]

[GeorgeClinton]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Which one of you is giving up work then?

[Berni]

And just when you were starting to see the end of the tunnel, eh?

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

he's got to have the other leg chopped off.

Basically, kill me now.

Obviously I'm happy really.

:-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Whose is it?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Sterilising bottles and breast pumps. The little'un is easy work compared to that ****.

[Mc Gooner]

Can a fertilised egg feel pain?

[PSRB]

Using this item for the next one :cloud9:

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[Billy Goat Sverige]

Bottles of formula to last the whole day and using them as every feed came, but now they tell you to do them fresh for each feed. What a load of **** (still using the old method).

[PSRB]

we'll still do the same and put in fridge as don't want the little 'un being a fussy bugger and only wanting warm milk

[GeorgeClinton]