Does anyone have any experience of onesies?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm rather onesie curious at present, but I'm concerned they may scrunch up around the nadulars and cause discomfiture.

[GeorgeClinton]

Not really adult wear, are they? And certainly not for a gentlement of your abacus-knackering years I would've thought.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

https://media.gettingpersonal.co.uk/134493/images/products/98/28098/fullsize_a.jpg?width=1000

[Pat Vegas]

[Ears are alight]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2901637/How-Winston- Churchill-invented-onesie-Prime-Minister-special-green-velve t-suit-long-hours-bunker.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2901637/How-Winston-Churchill-invented-onesie-Prime-Minister-special-green-velvet-suit-long-hours-bunker.html)

Though I doubt he actually paid his tailor for making them.

[Pokster]

[GeorgeClinton]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm off to order an Arsenal one.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

If I happen to be naked and need to use it I will put a t-shirt on.

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

They are filthy things. They will lead to sweaty, foetid genitals.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My genitals are not, never have been, and never will be sweaty or foetid.

You could eat your dinner off my genitals. But that would be strange.

[GeorgeClinton]

[Pat Vegas]

My latest worry is keeping my car keys safe.

It's by far the nicest car in my street.

[Berni]

will simply circulate and condense, inevitably dripping down to your sagging crotch, which will become damp, foetid and reeking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

so no