The Turkish barber has got even weirder. They now insist on washing your hair afterwards, as well as

[Berni]

a hot towel massage of the face, head, neck, shoulders and arms, which includes pulling all your fingers until your joints crack. And a cheery 'Happy Christmas, boss!, at the end.
And all still for just 12 quid! Well done the Allans imo.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Pat Vegas]

and if I disagree they will slice my throat.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

So I hope.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I look like a tramp.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

razor and quickly realised he was a scummer...

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If I went for a haircut and a chap started pulling my fingers there may be words. Certainly at first civil and polite words questioning the scope or range of his role.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[eastgermanautos]

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

as well. At this rate, they'll be throwing in a handjob as an extra.

Also, if you don't tell them not to, they blow dry your hair into a bizarre bouffant helmet reminiscent of an 80s US local news anchor.

[7evens]

[GeorgeClinton]