"According to reports", we are after Pep Guardiola.

[redgunamo]

Why can't these ****ers just leave Wenger alone.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Is he queue jumping?

['Neg]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He certainly seems to have found the secret of getting the best out of the human body.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]

So, he'd be buggered in the Premier League whichever club he chooses.

['Neg]

But fortunately it eventually turned out he produces nandrolone naturally http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/barcelona/on-this-day/f eature/otd-guardiola-fails-second-drug-test_186390.html#$nzp l9n&&Ni00dKfiEeWdGgqPcXQCJw$ (http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/barcelona/on-this-day/feature/otd-guardiola-fails-second-drug-test_186390.html#$nzpl9n&&Ni00dKfiEeWdGgqPcXQCJw$)

[Bergkamp's Brain]

['Neg]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[7evens]

[PSRB]

I'd rather think we should be applauded





He's going to City

[Luis Anaconda]

With a slightly battered reputation :cheaper: :kerching:

[redgunamo]

however, if there is one, its name is Steve Bould.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who looks after him? Who cooks his dinner and sends his clothes to the laundry? What about the kids? He can't even get a divorce, he's RC; is he to remain alone forever?

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

It's just pronounced "Ste-eve", isn't it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One can often discern the crease marks from their being folded in the packet.

Would it kill him to give them a quck once-over on a light steam setting? This is The Arsenal Football Club we're talking about here.

[Jake]

He doesn't wash or iron, only folds.

I'm also told Mesut is a certified imbecile, which makes me love him even more.

[redgunamo]

Anyway, Txiki and Pep will sort it :-|

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Apparently little progress has been made.

Daft bugger.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It's a young mans game.

Other cliches also.

[redgunamo]

He was a lovely player, P.

[redgunamo]

Wenger will see all of the buggers off, imo. And if He doesn't, Steve 'Pep' Bould certainly will.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Faint smell of piss follows him around.

How did it come to this?

[GeorgeClinton]

http://i.imgur.com/28Js5xc.gif

[redgunamo]

Him, not you

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/21/13/2F8CF2F700000578-0-image-a-66_1450704257364.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

for a 70 year old man to be shouting at football players.

One assumes he would wish to retire to France, where standards of social care for the elderly are much higher than in the UK; but without a companion or, if you will, soul mate, is he destined to sit alone in the day room of the Calais Care Home watching Jeremie Quaille?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite sure he was uncovered a few years ago.

[GeorgeClinton]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You are talking about a man who looks like my dad, for f**k's sake.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not sure why his age or appearance relative to your father is relevant.

His Mrs left him. He may very well have been at it somewhere.