So. I have a brutal hangover, can't remember much that happened after about 5pm yesterday (but the

[Berni]

flashes I do recall aren't pretty :-( ), have a wife who is less than impressed by the fact that my last communication with her read 'drunky drunky drink drink' at 6.30pm, only for me to stumble in at some point past midnight and wake her up.

Christmas parties can f**k off imo.

[Pokster]

passing wind in front of young women?

[PSRB]

went off the grid at 4pm, got in at 2am

Our company do tonight, on best behaviour as little one has an op tomorrow (nothing serious), so no repeat performance

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

days. I don't understand it, I really don't. I'm all for having a couple of glasses of wine socially, but why continue drinking to excess?

[Monty91]

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that him getting ill has been one of the best things that’s ever happened in my life.

No doubt he will revert back to his old 5.30 – 6am routine on Saturday morning, the night after my Christmas bash.

[barrybueno]

I too have a ******* hangover, it was my xmas do as well. Even though I work on my own http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif

[GeorgeClinton]

Punch up on the dancefloor between two people, one of whom is subordinate to the other. Married man publicly dry humping the HR lady and shortly after leaving with her in a cab and a man from accounts in his late 50s collapsed in a pool of his own sick in the toilets.

We all left for a few dances at the titty bar and were the best behaved people in the entire company.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Told the missus I wouldn't be late.

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Drink the bit out before the card is pulled.

[Rich]

Second one is tonight and I'm not allowed to go :-(

[GeorgeClinton]

Dare I ask

[Rich]

[barrybueno]

You'll grow out of throwing up when you get a bit older. I did.

Sort of...

[Pokster]

managed to be sick all over the kids Christmas presents......

[eastgermanautos]

[GeorgeClinton]

Hang on, are you Graham from Credit Control?

[Rich]

unwrap and rewrap vomit soaked presents doesn't bear thinking about.

[Pokster]

[GeorgeClinton]

[Monty91]

Prostitution being as it is illegal and therefore not officially categorised as employment

[GeorgeClinton]