What on earth is 'forcible oral sodomy'?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/13/daniel- holtzclaw-rape-convictions-oklahoma-city-police-officer (http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/dec/13/daniel-holtzclaw-rape-convictions-oklahoma-city-police-officer)

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[GeorgeClinton]

What a great first post!

[Pat Vegas]

[GeorgeClinton]

[Pat Vegas]

That's what she said.

[GeorgeClinton]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Welcome home.

[GeorgeClinton]

My ass has an iq of 184, pal

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So close to Xmas and you drag the tone down with this.

[Pat Vegas]

Breakfast at Berni's
Sir Charlie in the Afternoon.
Drive time with whoever.

[Mc Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

having a birthday party for the tiny wee Jebus.

Life goes on. Mouths get sodomised :-(

[Berni]

Which suggests to me they've literally got things arse-about-face.

There was a piece in The Guardian about that that tried to blame white people for this rapist. When I pointed out that he wasn't actually white, I got deleted. :shrug:

[Berni]

What's the point of that, then?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[GeorgeClinton]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I remember those days with some fondness. The fogs, the top hats, the cheap labour :sigh:

[7evens]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r1EUM1F91Aw/UCvC8QZ-nKI/AAAAAAAAgcI/_tzU9xf73xY/s1600/img125.jpeg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

unwilling recipient's mouth.

Now I'm going to be frank with you here. Unless the said recipient is entirely toothless, I suggest to you that this can only be the act of a madman.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[GeorgeClinton]

Nobody ever talks about the greetings cards though

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Perhaps it is sticking your tongue up the other person's anus.

[Berni]

before you tried a thing like that, wouldn't you?

And the anxiety would surely be off-putting, wouldn't it?

[Berni]

I won't go near them anymore.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=4074 346&rid=173&S=35fc20af2281197de00d4041cb7c9d30 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=4074346&rid=173&S=35fc20af2281197de00d4041cb7c9d30)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

To the Yanqui, sodomy refers to deviant sex acts, not necessarily those connected with the anus. Like poking your wiener into someone's facial orifice without an invitation.

Honestly. You're anally obsessed, young man.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My position will be hiding behind the sofa with my hands over my eyes.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But then we have to try to get into the mind of the serious pervert here.

Not normal well rounded chaps like you and I.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm making some incredible beef stews. Indeed there's one in the oven as we speak :cloud9:

[Berni]

bumming each other constantly. However, if God was including blowjobs in their list of crimes, his reaction seems to me to have been a bit OTT.

God knows what the Gomorrans got up to, though. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

your nose and called it 'boiled meat'.

Now you're mad for it.

At this rate, you'll change your mind about rhubarb as well.

[Pat Vegas]

As Kurt Cobain said 'Rape me, my friend'

he didn't add a :vsign: or :driving: smilie though.

[barrybueno]

tax evasion and Saurez will be on a lifetime ban for eating an opponent.

Easy peasy imo.

[Berni]

Besides, I had no wish to go near him. He looked grubby.

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Now that we have access to shin of beef and short rib, stews are made of succulent, melting flesh.

[Berni]

[Berni]

overcome your innate distaste for the whole concept of 'stew'?

My dear fellow, this is the sort of thing that could get one called a snob in certain quarters. ;-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]