No one's made a big deal out of Ozil's hip swing

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I used to think that Samir Nasri had an exceptional hip swing, but that was down to being born with a lesbian's hips. Ozil takes the thing to a whole new level.

[Berni]

vision on the pitch. After all, a lookaway pass is much easier when you have 360 degree visual acuity.

[Peter]

Must be a european tour to come surely? :-)

[PSRB]

t'was rather lovely

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

MUST he be so obviously allan all over the shop? It's unseemly.

[redgunamo]

or double-take once he realised he'd gone and got himself into a goalscoring position. And on his right foot too.

He dealt with it very well in the end though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but then they got a bit over-excited and booked a few more. Bruce says there is no chance at all of them leaving the States. He's working on a solo album at the moment, anyway.

[Monty91]

him to make the pass for the tap in. It was a subtle moment of unremarkable genius.

[Berni]

if he starts sacrificing children to Ba'al on the centre circle.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Since you have returned, should we now expect another civil war to break out somewhere :-(

[Peter]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Hip swing makes him sound like a contestant on Strictly.

I would ask for a sense of standards please.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And of course, what makes football the World's Greatest Game is that mixture of speed, power, grace and balleticism.

[Berni]

*The only non-dead ballet dancer I can name.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

wearing much and prancing around, but there's just something missing.

I do realise that the purpose of lady ballet dancers is not to arouse me, but am simply commenting on the fact that it seems odd that they don't.

[eastgermanautos]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or is this new suggestion just him and his guitar.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know what you mean, though. I suppose having a stick-like figure will do that to a lady.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

input from the E Street Band. When he makes an album with a different set of musicians, they are advised to shut the f**k up and do as the Boss says. So it could be just him with an acoustic, or it could be him with session musicians.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

so that we can get it out of the way. Lance the boil, as it were. Turkey/Russia, Japan/China, North Korea/South Korea, Saudi/Iran. We're all set for the Big One, aren't we? :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The same can apply with Weller who clearly does most of the writing and it is his name on the album, the concert ticket etc.

Not Paul Weller and his band, despite them being very regular members of the ensemble.

Btw I will recommend The Family Silver to you.

[redgunamo]

Me at the ballet, that is. Only way to make it to the final whistle, imo.

[Brentwood]

http://gfycat.com/ImperturbableFaintClam

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I meant the one against Villa, tbh.

http://arsenalist.com/f/2015-16/aston-villa-vs-arsenal/goal- aaron-ramsey-2-0-full-counter-attack.html (http://arsenalist.com/f/2015-16/aston-villa-vs-arsenal/goal-aaron-ramsey-2-0-full-counter-attack.html)

[Peter]

Excellent. :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Brentwood]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/38797d/anyone_got_ any_ozil_body_feint_gifs/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/38797d/anyone_got_any_ozil_body_feint_gifs/)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

angular.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Granted, Villa were all over the place, but it took a cracking pass to put Ozil in.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]