What is the most obnoxious Xmas hit? Slade? Wizzard? Paul McCartney?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

La lala la lalalalalalala!

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That is pretty dreadful.

I cry every time I hear 'Fairytale of New York', of course, which makes December quite the lachrymose month for me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes, it makes me a bit tearful.

[Berni]

I was in Tesco the other day and struck by the fact that no-one turns a hair when lines like 'You're an auld **** on junk' and 'You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap,lousy faggot' come on.

The world has changed since Bing Crosby's day, hasn't it? :-(

[Berni]

end of it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

With no religion, there are no standards of decency. They swear on the TV, girls get drunk and sleep around, homos hold hands in public.

Truly, there will soon come a flood and wash everything away.

[Berni]

'be nice to each otter' and **** like that. No fun.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

c**t.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in his place we got Andy Townsend.

[Berni]

someone who uses the bad word.

Say what you like about Andy Townshend, but I doubt he'd ever use the bad word.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

dehydration by the second chorus :-(

He's a lovely man, Chris. I sat next to him at dinner once. He's got a really deep voice, all Geordie and that, and he chuckles. And he's lovely and polite. Dresses like a proper rock star, as well.

wd cr.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just that f**king song.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the windscreen wipers slapping rhythmically in front of your eyes, and you, warm and cosy in your car, heading for the comfort of the loving bosom of your family :cloud9:

That's actually made me well up a bit.

[Mc Gooner]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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[Luis Anaconda]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps he said, 'bigger'. 'Pigger'. 'Ligger'. 'Trigger'. 'Snigger'.

There are, quite literally, millions of possibilities.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're going to drink a rake of pints, piss in the font, and leer inappropriately at a nun. :-(

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in these matters is the leer, rather than the leeree?

[Mc Gooner]

[Berni]

They should not be leered at. Although I did see an attractive one in Seville this summer, which was a bit weird. I concluded that, being a nun, she probably hadn't attended to her nunly lady parts in ages and this stopped me thinking blasphemous and impure thoughts about her.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I open champagne with my breakfast then it is full steam ahead for the day.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're all fully shaven and, of course, mad for both Sapphic and cockular love.

I've seen it in a movie.

[7evens]

[Berni]

I'm not sure the ladies in those films are really nuns, you know?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

often play with his tinkie.

At secondary school age he was transferred to a similar facility run by priests and was frequently encouraged to participate in mutual tinkie games.