Interesting watching Everton v Palace last night.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Well, 'interesting' might be a little strong. Actually the only really interesting bit was counting how many times that show pony Delofeu gave the ball away.

The lad's an embarrassment.

Anyways, just how dull must it be to be an Everton supporter? When was the last time it actually mattered if Everton won, drew or lost a game?

[Luis Anaconda]

['Neg]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'footovers'.

Here's how it went: Everton get the ball to Delofeu at every possible opportunity. Delofeu does 300 footovers at the full back. Delofeu kicks the ball into the stand.

Amazing stuff.

[Luis Anaconda]

nick the ball and run under it

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Football remains an interest for many people, b, despite that offending your superior sensibilities.

[Berni]

f**king winter. I've gone all Scandiwegian. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Berni]

in dimly-lit rooms while wearing knitwear. It will have few laughs.

[Luis Anaconda]