Oirishes. What's Kenmare like? I wish to take a cottage for a week in February

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

within striking distance of the Ring of Kerry.

This place in Kenmare looks an absolute bargain at 272 pounds a night. Is the area squalid?

http://www.cottages.com/cottages/tubrid-cottage-w32176?adult =2&nights=7&range=3&start=13-2-2016 (http://www.cottages.com/cottages/tubrid-cottage-w32176?adult=2&nights=7&range=3&start=13-2-2016)

[Berni]

They eat their young there, you know?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're mad for that ****.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We only have a week.

I wish I could take my car :-(

[Rich]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=DB10+lorry&source=lnms &tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjTmNTIvcLJAhUEUhQKHf9I ARQQ_AUIBygB&biw=906&bih=393#imgrc=z4Ik34eOvH3RrM%3A (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=DB10+lorry&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjTmNTIvcLJAhUEUhQKHf9IARQQ_AUIBygB&biw=906&bih=393#imgrc=z4Ik34eOvH3RrM%3A)

[Berni]

No, really. Some of it's rather lovely and not that far away.

[Rich]

And it's full of Welsh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Nothing compares to that.

You may consider our friendship terminated.

[Berni]

less barbarous Welsh and there are even quite a few decent restaurants in places like Abergavenny and Ludlow.

[Berni]

be like that about it, you can get to buggery.

[Rich]

I must explore the Yorkshire Dales, Scottish Highlands and The Lakes soon.

[Berni]

Everyone knew who it was, but no-one did anything about it because he was the son of a well-respected local and they didn't want to embarrass him.

[Luis Anaconda]

no room for local arsonists in the game anymore

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've been deeply scarred by the Welshish, b.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No idea why.

[Berni]

Flash *******s.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Dutch boy heralds from that neck of the woods despite his flights of fancy.

You and I naturally are more urbane in this respect.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Mind you, mine were Norman and had a castle until Cromwell came along. I can't speak for what his got up to.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And you will be welcomed with open arms.

Cead Mile Failte as we like to say.

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

what a hotel room costs, and that's just one room. We're getting a whole bloody house here. Amazing.

I expect Guinness is about 12 euros a pint now? And deep bloody frozen.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A fine establishment where a warm welcome is always guaranteed.

The range of food equates to a toasted sandwich, sometimes.