basically if Operation Yewtree or something similar wants to track down perverts - just follow this

[Luis Anaconda]

map
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/dec/04/european -map-how-does-everyone-like-their-chips (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/dec/04/european-map-how-does-everyone-like-their-chips)

[barrybueno]

Gravy on't chips lad...

[Berni]

She complains that my gravy is proper gravy made with meat juices, stock and red wine, though. She wants Bisto, but I won't have it in the house.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What, lumps of Cheddar? A molten Reblochon?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What you're telling us is that you make roast dinner with chips, isn't it? :-(

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

I make gravy with the roast and whatever is left over gets frozen and added to the next gravy. There's the DNA of hundreds of animals in my gravy who last saw daylight before the old King died. It's historical gravy.

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

plastic cheese.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Don't tell me you're a beans man?

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.abrakebabra.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tacofries-banner.jpg

Try eating this after a charge of pints.

[Pat Vegas]

[barrybueno]