I joined the parent club on Tuesday. Completely f**ked after two days

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Have you considered smothering it, yet? Don't worry, it's perfectly natural. Just as long as you don't actually do it, it's fine.

[Luis Anaconda]

[barrybueno]

I actually thought you meant a club where parents go to chat http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/xmashomer1.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

PM me for any advice needed.

I am the man for that ****.

[Brentwood]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

He was big for a 34 week baby though and has no problems so they said we can go home once he starts to suckle.

[barrybueno]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

My first kid was registered with the club the day he was born.

Lets just say my priorities were messed up on that occasion. Hadn't even been to the pub yet.

Second kid was never registered at all but she is a girl. The mother deals with her.

[barrybueno]

:cry:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I believe you are now destined to some time dealing with puke, **** and sleep deprivation.

[Pokster]

[Jake]

[Berni]

support over the Xmas period for the first few crucial weeks. That's actually a bit of a result.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Red N White Army]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Red N White Army]

Both mine were preemies (8 and 5 weeks early), was quite nice to let them get on with it and sort the routine out for us whilst we slept.

[PSRB]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Every three hours.

[Red N White Army]

At least one of you can get some kip in your own bed. Well done mate!

[Berni]

In pounds, if you can. ;-)

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[CrossGun]