Root canal or have the f**ker pulled out?

[Monty91]

It’s near the back so no-one will be able to see the gap.

I’m inclined to f**k it out the window. Probably cheaper too.

[Snin]

room..my teeth pretty calm now though I do miss when you squeeze a gum buldge and all kinds of blood, scum, pus etc spurts out!

[Berni]

[Snin]

catching up with me

[Luis Anaconda]

barely felt a thing - just a pain to lie there for 3 hours while someone fiddles about in your mouth (your mum etc etc). The extraction was a complete f**king nightmare

[Luis Anaconda]

having the second and final set of treatment tomorrow after root canal two weeks ago - piece of piss

[Snin]

and not in a good way :hehe: lots of drugs tho..theres and mine before / after so didmt feel much

[Snin]

you get a hand job and happy ending thrown in for free ? but also possibly lose your kidneys and liver and wake up in a basement dungeon as a millionaires play toy..

[Monty91]

positioned somewhere inconspicuous in the mouth, there’s not much reason to keep it.

Suffice to say, my teeth are battered to buggery. Two root canals, two crowns, and I’ve lost count how many fillings.

I basically look like a Jewish Goldie.

[Mc Gooner]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

regard him as 'a toy', let alone go to the trouble of acquiring him.

[Luis Anaconda]

I could call you a c**t but that job appears to have been taken

[Berni]

It's true enough about the root canal. I have one the dentist wants to pull out, but since it ain't hurting me, I've told him to leave it the f**k alone, the thieving South African c**t.

[Monty91]

clean you up and send you on your way?

My dad’s dentist once dropped a crown down his throat. His description of trying to cough it back up while the dentist and his assistant ran around in a blind panic always makes me chuckle.

[Snin]

:-)

[Snin]

as often those roots really don't want to come out..when they pulled out my upper wisdom tooth it also ripped through to my septum of nose..which may have been weaker than some..blood and gurgling noise everywhere..but they sewed it all up and seems now to be better than the other

[Monty91]

the quicker you come in, the quicker they make a tidy buck

If your tooth decides to pack it in, it doesn’t matter one jot whether you go to the dentist at the first sign of pain or when it becomes intolerable. I prefer to wait until it becomes intolerable, because I’m a tight, big nosed jewish c**t and I will defend my right to be so.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

called Mary, Margaret, Shivaun (although they could not spell it correctly and put a B in there somewhere), dragging innocent young men to darkened corners.

I wonder if Pear Angel and Jee Ann from the Fillypeens go like the clappers these days??

[Berni]

I particularly resent dentists. Thieving scum to a man.

[Luis Anaconda]

apart from the painful experience - and I was on a lot of drugs - it didn't stop bleeding for a couple of days, fragments were left in that cut my tongue to bits and it inevitably got infected which was very painful. Moral of this story is probably just make sure you don't go to the onsite dentist provided by Rupert Murdoch though really

[Berni]

http://www.artvehicle.com/content/asides/AV-37-1228768613.jpg

[Monty91]

Mine today was a nice young Asian girl. Strangely, I feel the same way about Asian medical professionals as I do white, middle class pilots.

My last dentist was from Leeds :-(

[Berni]

but innocently-intended remark was a pretty young asian medical professional :-(

To my dying day I will think of that moment and want to stick a form in my eye out of sheer, cringe-inducing shame and embarrassment. :cry:

[Monty91]

for the patient.

My least favourite part of being at the dentist is when they shove that camera on a stick thing in your mouth to do an x-ray. It's how I imagine being water-boarded feels like :-(

[barrybueno]

Dammit I need a **** now...

[Berni]

distresses me.

[Monty91]

with a lot more on account of "just being happy to be alive”.

[eastgermanautos]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Was expecting it to be carnage. Turned out I only needed to arrange for a cleaning.

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

turned out to be the dentist