I have chanced upon a most delighful repast. Cut a slice of homemade bread of

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

moderate thickness and toast it. (if your wife doesn't make bread, fvck her off out of it - if you still live with your mum I'll mention it next time I'm round boning her arse).

A generous spread of butter; real salty proper fecking butter mind! A thin spread of honey topped by a chunky layer of crunchy peanut butter. Delicious.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Foie gras poelee with black truffle shaved on top, that's what you want on your toast, man.

[7evens]

The things are in the garage alongside the George Foreman grill, the Smoothie maker/Juicer and the Breville toaster.

[Jake]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

* Herbie Chapman will place a comma between his adjectives if it so fecking pleases him.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Honey and peanut butter. Honestly. A big rufftytuffty boy like you, still eating honey and peanut butter? Do you have it with Ribena?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Oh yes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

my steak mmm mmm mmmmm patty boy

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Real ones, from the Asian supermarket.

Probably very bad for you.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

;-)

[Snin]

tooth

[Ashberto]

They're mad for it. Pwopah norty boys getting stuck in everywhere. From a great height, presumably.

[Snin]

then again they always did like killing the swarthy types in Algeria so jut spreading the wings a bit..the Italians will no doubt invade ethopia again soon as feeling bit left out

[Berni]