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Herbette Chapman - aged 15
12-01-2015, 01:05 PM
moderate thickness and toast it. (if your wife doesn't make bread, fvck her off out of it - if you still live with your mum I'll mention it next time I'm round boning her arse).
A generous spread of butter; real salty proper fecking butter mind! A thin spread of honey topped by a chunky layer of crunchy peanut butter. Delicious.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-01-2015, 01:09 PM
Foie gras poelee with black truffle shaved on top, that's what you want on your toast, man.
7evens
12-01-2015, 01:09 PM
The things are in the garage alongside the George Foreman grill, the Smoothie maker/Juicer and the Breville toaster.
Luis Anaconda
12-01-2015, 01:10 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
12-01-2015, 01:23 PM
* Herbie Chapman will place a comma between his adjectives if it so fecking pleases him.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-01-2015, 01:27 PM
Honey and peanut butter. Honestly. A big rufftytuffty boy like you, still eating honey and peanut butter? Do you have it with Ribena?
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
12-01-2015, 01:50 PM
Oh yes.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-01-2015, 01:55 PM
Pat Vegas
12-01-2015, 01:58 PM
my steak mmm mmm mmmmm patty boy
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
12-01-2015, 02:17 PM
Real ones, from the Asian supermarket.
Probably very bad for you.
Bergkamp's Brain
12-01-2015, 02:37 PM
;-)
Ashberto
12-01-2015, 03:17 PM
They're mad for it. Pwopah norty boys getting stuck in everywhere. From a great height, presumably.
then again they always did like killing the swarthy types in Algeria so jut spreading the wings a bit..the Italians will no doubt invade ethopia again soon as feeling bit left out
Berni
12-01-2015, 04:54 PM
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