7evens
12-01-2015, 12:01 PM
It tells me how many km's I've racked up with the hound on a daily basis, checks heart rate, calories burned etc.
I've noticed however, that following a few of cups of tea in the morning, one reaches a point after a couple of miles or so where you can get taken a bit short, requiring immediate alleviation. ( we've all been there, I'm sure )
A chap of advancing years can't be seen to be madly hopping about, staving off the rushing advance of micturition, wrestling furiously with jean buttons while spurning away the advances of an over curious hound.
I therefore wonder if the manufacturers roadmap could accommodate a Pissbit, or even a ****bit firmware upgrade, providing the older user a handy metabolic warning from this otherwise marvel of wearable tech ?
I've noticed however, that following a few of cups of tea in the morning, one reaches a point after a couple of miles or so where you can get taken a bit short, requiring immediate alleviation. ( we've all been there, I'm sure )
A chap of advancing years can't be seen to be madly hopping about, staving off the rushing advance of micturition, wrestling furiously with jean buttons while spurning away the advances of an over curious hound.
I therefore wonder if the manufacturers roadmap could accommodate a Pissbit, or even a ****bit firmware upgrade, providing the older user a handy metabolic warning from this otherwise marvel of wearable tech ?