I'm stuck at home with my disgusting offspring who has some appalling disease called

[Monty91]

‘Hand, foot and mouth’ which manifests in grotesque sores around the mouth, face, genitalia and buttocks, loss of appetite and general bantering ****housery.

This is NOT what I expected from parenthood. Would it be morally dbubious to…..erm..you know…..f**k off?

[Berni]

I wasn't around for that, of course, but I understand it just gets better on its own.

It sounds repulsive, though, I agree. Have you considered just f**king the infant out of the window and claiming it slipped?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you live in a shtetl?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Carrier!

[Snin]

[Monty91]

mean I don't need to listen to his whimpering.

Of course, as the one who doesn't work in town, I'm the c**t that gets lumbered with him on these occasions :rolleyes:

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Mc Gooner]

You know, what with you being an expert at that and ting.

If you went for the bad kind you wouldn't have to worry in the passage of time.

[Berni]

them on Facebook, claiming he's got leprosy or something.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]

[Ashberto]

Well played, gstb.

[barrybueno]

Gwan the old boy :bow:

[Supermac1976]

:hehe:

[Bergkamp's Brain]