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7evens
11-25-2015, 12:58 PM
Upon returning from walking the dog earlier, I caught sight of a parcel in the office that had been signed for and taken in by one of the decorators during my short absence.
The phone rings, I wander about the kitchen with it wedged between ear and shoulder whilst putting back leads, door keys, jacket etc, proceeding to tearing open said parcel..
Tumbling out of the jiffy, landing on the worktop falls a bright **** re-chargeable rabbit with clitoral stimulator.
Eye, eye, methinks, Mrs 7 is dropping a few hints that I'm falling short of expectations .. but no... wait.. Oh **** !... I check the label and horror of horrors... It's for the bint next door.. and it's bloody tracked :yikes:
She's in her 50's, quite a sweet woman but she'll never be able to face me ever again.
Any suggestions how to liberate myself from this dilemmma awmb ?

PSRB
11-25-2015, 01:01 PM

7evens
11-25-2015, 01:05 PM
She's going to know, isn't she ?

Pokster
11-25-2015, 01:12 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-25-2015, 01:14 PM
Demonstrate the cost savings to her and everyone is a winner.

Snin
11-25-2015, 01:17 PM
and talk about rabbits..she will also give you a free suck anytime now ..you laughing chum

IUFG
11-25-2015, 01:19 PM
have you seen the state of some parcels delivered this time of year?

She'll be none the wiser - other than the knowing glances and references you will keep giving her, etc

Brentwood
11-25-2015, 01:36 PM

Snin
11-25-2015, 01:42 PM
job done, treble penetrations all round imo

Pokster
11-25-2015, 01:47 PM

Pat Vegas
11-25-2015, 03:23 PM
Possibly shove it up your arse before doing so.

Mc Gooner
11-26-2015, 08:08 AM
:hehe: