Bloody office is already getting full of choclates,flap jacks etc and not even Dec..I'm going

[Snin]

to be a fat f**ker on the beach at xmas at this rate :-(

[Ashberto]

with roaring fires and twinkling lights. Stamping feet and condensed breath in the air. Red wines, steaming roast dinners of fowl of choice with little sausages, bacon, sprouts, parsnips and lashings of gravy.

You can't do that on a bloody beach. You might as well be some kind of Australian. :rolleyes:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not going to be in the tropics for new year this year :-(