I got very drunk in a lesbian bar on Old Compton St last night

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Then I got into conversation with a homeless man to try to understand his predicament. It turned out that if he could stay in a hostel for 5 nights, he would be deemed to have an address, and then the DSS would be able to house him and pay him benefits - the problem being, he needed 14 pounds per night for the hostel, and couldn't save that mush from his begging activities. I was so pissed, I gave him 150 pounds and told him to sort his life out.

He wandered off down the street and turned straight into an off licence. :sigh:

[Luis Anaconda]

You are a very kind man, sir c. How is Dr Headgear?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

plans. He was much more smartly dressed than Headgear, tbh.

[Berni]

Lesbian bar, you say? Did you tell them they didn't really exist?

[Snin]

ps you need to toughen up giving money to homeless with tales of woe! you'll be driving off to help out in calais soon at the camps..whats going on ? late life crisis ?

Also bit harsh on GSTB

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They'd know that sort of thing, I suppose.

I must stop staying out late on schoolnights though. I simply must.

[Snin]

i found it amusing that downstairs was gay..and pumping tunes and chatty type full of E's n speed..yet upstairs was the lesbian area..just quiet couples and candles.. i wonder how many candles that get nicked?

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

to the hostel and hand over the dosh to the manager.

Even then the poor sod would probably get so pissed the next day he'll have forgotten he's staying at the sodding hostel. :banghead:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Part of me applauds you while an equal part shakes my head.

[Snin]

drunk homless type currently in marlow if maybe headgear wants to fill it?

marlow is so short of homeless they ven interviewed him on the local radio show!

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

seemto comerounda lot more :-)

[Snin]

['Neg]

+ posh lunch with that wife on Saturday :cloud9:

[Pat Vegas]

when they asked where we should have work drinks? I said how about the Bataclan

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

God willing you last that long.

[Luis Anaconda]

f**king November still

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

How festive is that.

[Luis Anaconda]

Ours is at least in a Bavarian place. Beer, red meat and chicks in dirndls - nice

[Pat Vegas]

It used to be a Christmas party
now they call it the annual staff party and moved it to February

But they done this to combine it with an annual worldwide office conference they have now.

Rubbish.

[Snin]

its just a long xmas lunch midweek at local pub starting at noon ..perfect..no bollox..well done work..ill just get taxi home

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]