Sad story. Funny headline.

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12010476/Britains-lonel iest-schoolboy-forced-to-befriend-ducks-on-remote-Scottish-i sle.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12010476/Britains-loneliest-schoolboy-forced-to-befriend-ducks-on-remote-Scottish-isle.html)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What use has it for reading and writing, since it is destined to be a fisherman? As long as it knows how to lobsters for decent people, surely there is no reason to teach it fripperies?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

school on the mainland, where he could have opened doors to a life that doesn't revolve around duck shagging.

[Ashberto]

"'Will you walk a little faster?' said the whiting to the snail. 'There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail'"

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Snin]