Our own Allans must be planning their own spectatuclar atrocity here. Without giving the filthy

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

medievalists any ideas, what do you suppose it will be?

With air travel security so tight, if I were them I'd be looking at high speed train derailment. From an engineering perspective, very quick and easy to accomplish.

[Pokster]

a train derailment isn't obvious enough imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Christmas Eve, Oxford St. Transit van pulls out, 6 Allans with AKs jump out of the back, 30 seconds of carnage.

As long as the f**kers don't get into Selfridges, I don't mind.

[Brentwood]

and just mount the pavement, ploughing into hundreds of shoppers?

Wouldn't happen if we all had guns to protect ourselves of course :rolleyes:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

unless they have a taxi or a bus. There's CCTV cameras everywhere there, you'd never get away with it in a car.

[Pat Vegas]

I would want to try the most audacious thing possible.
Rather than blow up a number 30 bus for example.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

I only know this as they used to store one where I used to work.

[Rich]

rush hour.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

pun) to be made in Paris for these at the moment.

Could even make them for babies etc.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

I love saying it.

It's the fun part of IKEA going around saying the names.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

and TV units to get to it. Pile of ****e.

['Neg]

a stone's throw from my parental house in Antwerp.

Your Allans are a joke, man.

[Jake]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/15/article-0-194E7925000005DC-955_634x591.jpg

[Jake]

:-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/filesroot/bat_shield_base.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRByI9xO1ejC2WKwIxMnPygXl1ZoawQu 1bweN2XHOFRlSO8-CznnA

[Ashberto]

And there are thousands of them. We're doomed. Not even Doctor Who could save us now. :-(

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304507-16AB00D0000005DC-162_306x440.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

there for 30 years.

Would you describe Jay Rayner as a tourist?

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/20/the-bras s-rail-restaurant-review (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/20/the-brass-rail-restaurant-review)

[Jake]

Also no fat, :hehe:

Clear tourist pandering there.

No thank you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Essentially, we live in different cities. I have no wish to have the likes of you in my part of the city, and I can assure you I have no intention of entering the sort of places you go. For one thing, I assume that my safety and security would be very much in question.

[Jake]

The beauty is, you see, is that I can be both in my part of the city and in yours, feeling quite at home in both.

How does that make you feel c?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Did you arrange your holiday, by the way?

[Jake]

That and breaking it up with a mini-break to Paris next week, wonderful timing of course.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

For a special dinner you should try to book L'Astrance - there is usually an 8 month waiting list, but if you mention my name to Pascal Barbot he is sure to find you a table.

Lunch should be taken at Le Train Bleu at the Gare de Lyon, as much for the restored decor as much as the food.

Of course old favourites such as Bofinger and Le Cafe des Capucins continue to delight.