I was watching Masterchef. What qualification does it take to be a food critic then?

[Pat Vegas]

It's bit of a strange position to be in imo.

They usually appear to be right cunds.

But apart from that wouldn't a bunch of chefs be better judges?

[Berni]

The bunch they have on Masterchef seriously need their c**ts kicking in.

Mind you, I think Charles Campion (the big fatty) has at least run a restaurant.

[Pat Vegas]

orange face? Self explanatory I suppose.

I can't take the fat won seriously either. He seems the best but he looks like a giant boy.

[Berni]

The Essex lad scares me a bit. He's dangerously intense.

[Pat Vegas]

casually let's go and murder that bloke over there.
"YEAH LET'S GO"

[Ashberto]

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