I know we covered this yesterday, but this fake ***** woman who got sent down for eight years...

[Berni]

Now obviously, we weren't privy to the case or the victim giving evidence, but the idea that someone can have sex with someone who always insists they're blindfold, wears a woollen hat and a swimsuit during sex and uses a strap-on and they don't even have an inkling that something's up is surely too ridiculous to believe, isn't it?

[Monty91]

[Berni]

I doubt it was self-lubricating, for instance.

Essentially, you put your ***** in a man's inside-out scrotum. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Monty91]

And it still felt good, so meh.

Also, it gives me a hell of a comeback when I get accused it being a transphobic bigot.

[IUFG]

from that one could pretty much assume she has a learning disability.

[Berni]

Sorry, but he was a hooker, wasn't he? Or was it an actual pick-up? I forget.

[Berni]

You'd have to be bordering on brain dead, wouldn't you?

[Monty91]

is fairly good evidence I am not inherently prejudiced toward them, imo

[Berni]

[Monty91]

They started asking us to pay for their haircuts and stuff (at this point we didn't even know they were hookers - told us all along they worked in a shop) and when we refused they went to the police.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

which partly explains why my pal was bereft and I was unbothered.

I'm still not certain at all that mine was a fella (the police only referred to my mate's one).

[Berni]

so apparently relaxed about it? Because you're able to tell yourself it may have been a woman, really?