It's their own fault. They are asking for it for being too sexy.

[Pat Vegas]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/10/bus-driver-suspended-after-he- was-filmed-pleasuring-himself-between-two-seats-5491004/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/10/bus-driver-suspended-after-he-was-filmed-pleasuring-himself-between-two-seats-5491004/)

[Berni]

Mind you, the seats are made of that horrid rough fabric. You wouldn't catch me putting my old chap anywhere near them.

[Pat Vegas]

have a good go on the bus.

[Classic Jorge]

"peace be upon him, peace be upon him" isnt such a snappy nickname

[Classic Jorge]

My friend asked me "What's so special about South Croydon?" the other day.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

http://www.suttonguardian.co.uk/news/10496847.Investigation_ launched_after_porn_films_shot_in_council_car_park/ (http://www.suttonguardian.co.uk/news/10496847.Investigation_launched_after_porn_films_s hot_in_council_car_park/)

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Whereas I can happily pleasure myself with new shoes or a nice belt.

[Classic Jorge]

It's not polite or detailed enough for my liking.

[Berni]

do the job much better without the need for vulgarity.

[Pokster]

[Brentwood]