The whole beards/neat parting thing is basically the 2010s version of the mullet

[Classic Jorge]

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[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

You see scallys rocking it, hipsters, essex boys, general neeks.

It's the Topman of haircuts.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm still not desensitised to it, though I've had to change barbers as they just went too hipster for me. When I asked for an old fashioned they scurried away, checked in a book, and returned with a slice of lemon rather than a rind.

They also didnt ask whether I wanted a whisky one, I wanted brandy, and they served it in a jam jar.

[Classic Jorge]

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That's the daddy right there

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Jake]

That non-descript kid at school, the one at uni who was just there, the guy at the office who only ever stays for a single pint then leaves.

Beige people, usually overly logical = neeks.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The kid at school who gave it loads is now doing time, the lad at Uni who was always just there is now a millionaire having sold his business to Americans and the lad who leaves the work do has done so in order to stalk his neighbour, essentially a sex pest.

[Monty91]

There's very, very few men who don't look better with a well groomed beard :shrug:

[Jake]

People on my Facebook have popped up getting engaged recently.

24.

jw.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

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[Classic Jorge]

c**ts were always going to be all fur coat and no knickers really, f**king slice of lemon in it, I ask you. IT'S A f**kING RIND, YOU CUNDS.

People with beards do look better with well groomed beards, this is a fact. However, people with beards look like nonces, which is also a fact.

[Ashberto]