Naughty Karim, Day 2.......

[PSRB]

Karim Benzema charged with complicity to blackmail Mathieu Valbuena with sextape

[Jake]

Not that our gun was ever loaded tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

We've not seen seediness like this since Frank Lampard and Keiron Dyer went to Aiya Napa

[Ashberto]

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

pressured Valbuena on behalf of a friend into coughing up some cash in exchange for keeping a sex tape under wraps. There's been no suggestion he was in any way involved in the sex tape.

And all charge against him and Ribery for boning an underage prozzy were dropped :shrug:

[Classic Jorge]

am I?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm still f**king hungover.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

I hope your new wife is getting on with the old one. I reckon you'll be threesing up by the weekend.

Bagsy lucky Pierre

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And I'm still getting tequila burps. I have no recollection of the tequilatime.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's a fair chance he might have, you know... bummed me.

[Classic Jorge]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/2/28/Scene_Missing.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20100504041312

[Classic Jorge]

That said, I think we have our new AWIMB LBGTQAI+ champion though.

At least you can look Jack straight in her/his/their eye now

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I remember getting in a cab at the Mondrian and being signed into a member's club in Soho. I know I went somewhere after that because that's where I met Lola. After that, very little until being pedalled back to my hotel :-( Yes, I got into one of those rickshaw things.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

Did he/she/they rhyme with Coca-cola. Or cherry cola on the radio version?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I haven't been bleeding rectally, anyway.

I've just established that this is one of the places I was signed into.

http://www.theshadowlounge.co.uk/venue-details/

[Jake]

He was v drunk at the Groucho, this man and his friend got chatting to him and suggested they go to a "cool spot" nearby.

He claims he woke up on the sofa at home but he, also, can't remember much.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[barrybueno]

A locked up Benzema would still score as many goals as Rooney in the Euros. :hehe: