I know it's irrelevant but Santi cannae hit a barn door for us can he?

[Jake]

Whilst we did get completely dismantled, I still thought Coq had a good game as well.

Also s/o to Giroud for trying to do Neuer from the halfway line.

[Pat Vegas]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/17/article-2234412-16139DCB000005DC-416_634x451.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

I like the ones you hear in the stadium.

ERrr THEO WALL****!, or the one I made up Danny Wel****. :

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

I remember a pissed up man singing a song about Cygan and his magic spam.

He had scored twice. Was it against Everton? Or Fulham maybe. I think Kolo had to jump in the air to avoid it smashing him in the nuts.