Rotterdam. What a f**khole.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Lots of this business going on

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1656549/gabber-o.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

However, you have at least access to a Febo :cloud9:

http://www.boerske.nl/sites/default/files/styles/uc_product/public/broodje-kroket.jpg?itok=7DG6_sog

[Classic Jorge]

I've eaten there hundreds of times but I still dont know

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Say it ain't so, j :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In a cafe you should order kroketten met frites.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You have denied yourself one of the world's top 5 culinary experiences. Witless bugger.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

monged. I don't understand.

Don't they sell marijuana in England?

[PSRB]

with some decent museums and galleries but not somewhere I have any great desire to visit again

[Classic Jorge]

Also, when you have that amount of choice you dont have to stick with the bulk grown indica strains which mong you out either.

I know the Dam like the back of my hand, in fact it's probably my favourite city in the world, so I can have a nice trot around the Rijks, go see friends in Jordaan or just have a general wander around the place.

Bloody "englishman" indeed

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The people are pickles for sure
And no-one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar

This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know what the locals think of you, don't you?

[Luis Anaconda]

too pissed to do much at all. Beer with breakfast is very sociable

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You should have started the day with a kopstoot, a beer with a nice glass of jenever.

http://amsterdamscoop.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kopstoot.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

I even picked up a decent smattering of dutch, though of course it's rude to speak to them in dutch as the accent is near impossible to replicate and you basically sound like you'retaking the piss.

[PSRB]

nice bars by the canals though

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

his accent went funny after 40 years in UK.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9IkkU2JkqYI/TD6NSKLtanI/AAAAAAAAAHo/YhuGkKVUXwE/s1600/dutch-girls_world-cup-2010_08-440x291.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, stop calling me an englishman, let alone a typical one. Also, I would like to remind you not very many english people take holidays in gelderland either, war fetishists aside.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If you decide you're a bird, that's one thing, fair enough, I'll call you Georgina and ogle your tits. But being English is a precious gift from God, and there's only one way out.

:music: ENGLAND TIL YOU DIE, YOU'RE ENGLAND TIL YOU DIE! :music:

[Ashberto]

Experienced more crime in two days in Amsterdam than in seven years living in the Midlands.

[Snin]

pile of ****e

[Classic Jorge]

If I were you I'd play up the whole dutch thing mo......oh you do

[PSRB]

[Snin]

as the quality of it was so piss poor and back street crim level in Amshterdamn .. they had better pills though but only smoked there once..had a whitey and never really shmoked again, class a's all the way :-)

[barrybueno]

Thankyou Berni :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]