You can't help but wonder if the rozzers operating these Twitter accounts are a leetle bit naive

[Brentwood]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/sund.jpg

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http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/01/merseyside-police-launch-full- investigation-into-twitter-rape-joke-following-sunderland-de feat-5474906/ (http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/01/merseyside-police-launch-full-investigation-into-twitter-rape-joke-following-sunderland-defeat-5474906/)

[Classic Jorge]

They've got important banter to be getting on with.

The public doesnt banter itself off with ****housery, y'know

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Honestly, aren't these people exhausted by their constant state of outrage?

[Pat Vegas]

[Brentwood]

[Pat Vegas]

Is that how they respond to criminal reports? via twitter?

'Just confirm there was no actual rape? '

[Brentwood]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/01/23/2E05B10300000578-0-image-a-61_1446419244606.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Is this your Twitter account, Sir? posted on 17/10/14 at 11:14am

Think we're a wit, do we, sir? posted on 17/10/14 at 11:15am

We've got several reports of a chap matching your decription committing robberies in the area, where were you at the time, sir? posted on 17/10/14 at 11:16am

WOuld you like to come down the station with us or would you rather we put you in a headlock whilst he beats your kidneys, sir? posted on 17/10/14 at 11:17am

[Berni]

for them to have a 'social media presence', don't you?

Hint: No, it's not. It's probably more important that they do things like catch criminals.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thebill/images/6/63/Reghollis.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070323191058

[Brentwood]

I thought that was harsh though. Just a bit of fun

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/15/police-criticis ed-spy-cam-tweet-comedian-michael-mcintyre (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/15/police-criticised-spy-cam-tweet-comedian-michael-mcintyre)

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

'engagement with the public', so all it takes is some chancer to wander in promising them the world and we end up with this sort of thing.

[Classic Jorge]

I think it's either that in the tender I overused the word "filth" or it's the Free Winston Silcot sticker on the envelope.

[Berni]

*****FREE WINSTON SILCOTT*****

Besides, I seem to remember Winston is actually guilty of something or other, isn't he?

[Classic Jorge]

Perhaps it was a little strong to go with the Young Ones gambit:

"Dear Fascist Bully Boys..."

[Berni]

offensive weapon. Oh, and since then we've had the two convictions for theft.

He's not exactly Nelson Mandela, is he?

[Classic Jorge]