After hockey training last night I was in the car park

[Pat Vegas]

the rest of the players all seem to drive flash German cars. I feel left out.

[Ashberto]

Don't go out and buy a flash German car just because they have them.

Be strong.

[Pat Vegas]

Coach has a Jag though.

Yesterday was much better than last week as I didn't puke and have not lost my scoring touch.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

5 cylinders? It's just not natural.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

my panda gets around well enough.
Especially late at night when nobody is around.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or, for the impoverished, 4 cylinders. But never, ever an odd number of cylinders. It makes life, well, lumpy.

[Berni]

as no surprise to you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Of course, your evil VW is destroying the environment and LYING about it.

[Ashberto]

I wonder what god will think about that, hmm?

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And we'll deserve it.

[Pat Vegas]

had to google my way out of it.

Not without a bit of panic first.

[Snin]

http://www.caranddriver.com/features/the-10-most-unusual-eng ines-of-all-time-feature (http://www.caranddriver.com/features/the-10-most-unusual-engines-of-all-time-feature)

[Snin]

they've been bull****ing us that its always 10 years away from running out since i was a kid..i think its made by god in the earths mantle and seeps its way back in ..kid man that he was he loves big musle cars..electricity can f**k off

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

Are you saying that petrol grows on trees?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Basically, hydrocarbons are going nowhere.

[Snin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

http://www.wnd.com/2008/02/45838/

[Pat Vegas]

they are both developing countries.

When the US and Britain had the same phases we were polluting the place like mad.

So now we are the policemen of the world?

[Snin]

what you on aboot pat man ?

[Ashberto]

[Pat Vegas]

of them.

[Classic Jorge]

radical and indeed gnarly

[Pat Vegas]